fashion

Kartika, the youngest offspring of Shiva, the Lord of Kailash was in a dilemma. He had to go to the fashion show and, he was unable to decide as to who he should entrust with the responsibility of coming up with something that will set a trend of sorts. Kurt, alias Kartika, was fond of the good things of life. His mascot, the peacock, was one of the most beautiful birds in the world. When it spread its wings and danced to attract its mate, the glistening multi colored feathers were a treat to any eye. It was a sight to behold.
Kurt pondered what his new image should look like.
He was short. That did not matter. There were any number of short persons who have made it big. Sunny Gavaskar and Sachin Tendulkar were living examples. He must sport a head gear. That was important. He had seen all the various types worn by the Ministers when they visited different states. Each state boasted of its unique sample. And, the Ministers looked ridiculous in those turbans. But, still, they posed and were all smiles for the media. They certainly never cherished those photo sessions – but then, who cares. As long as the gullible public lapped it all up, the Ministers had to deliver.
Suddenly, a thought popped up in his mind. Why not contact the RUM Foundation? They groomed the girls for the innumerable beauty contests. They could suggest a proper designer!
Urvashi responded to his call.
‘Yes?’ her musical voice filled Kurt’s ears. ‘This is the RUM Foundation at your service. How can we be of use to you?’
‘This is Kurt. I want some ideas on the latest in fashion.’
‘Kurt-ji! What a pleasant surprise. The latest in fashion is that the girls are shedding and the boys are collecting. Ones loss is another’s gain.’
‘You mean in terms of kilos?’ Kurt asked.
‘No,’ Urvashi giggled. ‘In terms of clothes. I’m told that Solomon started the trend. Bare it all and be damned! Of course Mehmood-ji also did it in Padosan. But then, the script demanded it!’
The reply did not satisfy Kurt. He contacted Sarah, his sister – the knowledgeable one.
‘Hi sis! How’s your new CAD package?’
‘I’m just trying it out. Why do you ask?’
‘I want a new set of dress – for participating in the fashion week. I was wondering whether your package can help me out.’
‘You are a real dumb head,’ Sarah sighed. ‘My package is not meant for designing fancy clothes. It is for designing new education curriculum based on whoever is in power.’
‘Then who can help me?’
‘Why not try Rohit Bal or Ritu Beri. They should be your obvious choice. They are the experts.’